Church Folks Comin’- Written by Terry Anderson

Well come on hurry up clean up the house Church folks coming

Wash them dishes take the garbage out Church folks coming

Pick them shoes up vacuum the floor see them heading for our door

Church folks coming we got Church folks coming

Well they got their bibles gonna save our souls Church folks coming

Say a lil prayer before they go Church folks coming

Looking forward to seeing us there, just make sure you cut your hair

Church folks coming, Church folks coming

Well hurry up hurry up finish that beer Church folks coming

Hide that liquor bottle under here Church folks coming

Put them porno videos in the drawer with your panty hose

Church folks coming, Church folks coming

Hell lock all the doors, get in the cars, Church folks coming

We’ll wait it out at the corner bar Church folks coming

We can have us a nice cold beer then we’ll go home when the coast is clear

Church folks coming we got Church folks coming