Plastic Jesus- written by Ed Rush and George Cromarty

I don’t care if it Rains or freezes
long as I’ve got my Plastic Jesus
Ridin’ on the dashboard Of my car

Through all trials And tribulations
we will travel the whole nation
With my plastic Jesus
I’ll go far

 Oh I’m in the back seat sinning

Jesus is up there grinning

Ridin on the dashboard of my car

Green, pink, black or yellow

He don’t care cause he’s my fella

Ridin on the dashboard of my car

Plastic Jeeeeeeesus

Plastic Jeeeeeieeeeeeeeeieeeeeeeeesussssss

Ridin on the dashboard of my carrrrrrrrrrr

Through all trials and tribulations we will travel the whole nation

With my plastic Jesus I’ll go far

Instrumental break to honor the lorde

You can buy a pink Madonna

Dressed in rhinestones sittin on a

Pedestal of Abalone Shell

Going ninety I’m not wary

Cause I’ve got the virgin Mary

Guaranteeing I won’t go to hell

Oh I’m in the back seat sinning

Jesus is up there grinning

Ridin on the dashboard of my car

Green, pink, black or yellow

He don’t care cause he’s my fella

Ridin on the dashboard of my car

Plastic Jeeeeeeesus

Plastic Jeeeeeieeeeeeeeeieeeeeeeeesussssss

Ridin on the dashboard of my carrrrrrrrrrr

Through all trials and tribulations we will travel the whole nation

With my plastic Jesus I’ll go far

Yeah with my plastic Jesus I’ll go far